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Mikes Top Five

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Potential problems with an online romance This week is “On Line Romance Week”. Mikes' top five potential problems with an online romance.#5. Adding the off-line component to an online romance.#4. It's called kettle of fish for a reason. There's a kettle and it's full of fish (lots of fish)!#3. Finding out you weren't supposed to use your real name the hard way.#2. Ever since you signed up, the tech guy at work has been looking at you differently.#1. Who knew “hotandlusty29” was grandma?! Better euphemisms for being sleepy or overtired We need better euphemisms for being sleepy. Mike's top five better euphemisms for being sleepy or overtired.#5. I'm nodding off in the council chamber.#4. My clock is stuck at three.#3. The sandman just Sanka'd my butt.#2. I'm driving with my blinker on.#1. I've been stuck between Randy and Simon all morning! High gas prices are great! The price of gas continues to rise! Mike's top five good things about high gas prices.#5. Hitchhiking, though illegal, can be an interesting social experience.#4. A litre of Slurpee is actually cheaper than a litre of gas now.#3. Compared to driving, smoking might now be considered a cost saving measure.#2. “My other car is a Schwinn” bumper stickers selling like hotcakes.#1. Price gouging oil companies making east coast seal hunters look like saints. Mom wasn't too happy with Mother's Day Yesterday was Mother's Day. How can you tell if mom was happy with her day? Top five ways to tell mom wasn't too happy with Mother's Day.#5. This mornings coffee has a slight hint of nutmeg.#4. Usual pressed shirt replaced with a slightly damp sweater that smells like the dog.#3. Instead of lunches for the kids – brown paper bags full of poo.#2. Usual quiet ride to school is replaced with hysterical, uber white-knuckle, Grand theft Auto 4 level ten type ride.#1. Before serving dinner tonight – wearing a Spartan warrior costume – Mom does the “tonight we dine in Hell” speech from the movie 300! Problems with biking to work Did you know Rick Kelly rides his bike to work EVERYDAY! He left this list for me... here are the top five problems with biking to work:5. Keeping two double-doubles and a single-single in the little basket without getting the Timbits wet.4. Potholes.3. Peden Hill.2. That wet strip of puddle water up your back!1. Someone from the Prince George Clear Air Comitee pulling up beside you asking you to put your cigerette out, everytime you light up!