101.3 The River

We were supposed to have an interview with David from Simple Plan this morning, but the interview was called off yesterday. Top five reasons why rock stars won't talk to Mike & Jessica.

#5. Mike.

#4. We keep getting NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys mixed up.

#3. Ever since the Avril interview, rock stars are afraid of constantly being asked about snack foods.

#2. Jessica's leering innuendo leaves rock stars feeling uncomfortable.

#1. We keep asking if they know Hannah Montana and if they can get us her autograph.